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DUNCAN EWART’S TEN RULES

1. NEVER HIT A WOMAN

2. ALWAYS BACK UP YOUR MATES

3. NEVER SCAB

4. NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE

5. NEVER GRASS FRIEND NOR FOE

6. TELL THEM NOWT (THEM BEING POLIS, DOLE, SOCIAL, JOURNALISTS, COUNCIL, CENSUS, ETC.)

7. NEVER LET A WEEK GO BY WITHOUT INVESTING IN NEW VINYL

8. GIVE WHEN YOU CAN, TAKE ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO

9. IF YOU FEEL HIGH OR LOW, MIND THAT NOTHING GOOD OR BAD LASTS FOR EVER AND TODAY IS THE START OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

10. GIVE LOVE FREELY, BUT BE TIGHTER WITH TRUST

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